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Alex ferguson (manchester united manager for anyone that doesn't know) is sitting at home one evening watching television when he gets a call from David Beckham. "alex, victoria's just given me a jigsaw puzzle to do, it's really hard and it's stopping me from training and concentrating in games." "well, you better bring it round here then" says alex. "alex, it's got a picture of a tiger on the front of the box" so david visits alex and they talk for a while. "so, come on david, show us this puzzle, tip it out on my table and we'll sort it" so davi tips the contents of the jigsaw on the table and alex stares for a while. "david, that's no jigsaw, it's a box of frosties!!!!!!!" sorry to any david fans.
LOL! he's more dense than the atmosphere on Titan..good 1
lol
bless him, he's actually quite intelligent, people just make him out to be thick.
how did you reach that conclusion? All I can say is we are all very relieved that D.Beckham is not driving an F1 car for a living.Right enough, the marshalls would ensure that he had a clear track, so maybe he'd be safe atfer all . smile.....
Well, he wouldn't have been able to have children if he was a bit stupid and he sorts his finance out and stuff.
Rotfl! i dunno who Alex Furgison is really but I know about D Beckum and well eyah the joke itself is funny. You could make it so it wasn't political and I'd still be amused ya know? Lol...
Sheelob ...oh come on even the most imbiclic man can create a child